partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

nerd-nanami:

* on a date * soo… whats your favourite meme?

wrestlingcrocs:

if u have ‘luvs u’ as part of ur facebook name i probably dont like you

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

elasticitymudflap:

when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of

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burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted