luveing

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

image

look at this sick dog

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on