i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)
* on a date * soo… whats your favourite meme?
if u have ‘luvs u’ as part of ur facebook name i probably dont like you
i love freckles theyre skin stars
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted